just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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