You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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