She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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