"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
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