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(206): View more from Washington

is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?

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(602): View more from Arizona

You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.

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(406): View more from Montana

Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.

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(317): View more from Indiana

They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.

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