omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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