I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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