when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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