i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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