BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Dick very happy bro
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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