ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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