So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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