Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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