can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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