How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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