Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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