Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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