i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
