And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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