We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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