So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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