I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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