is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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