Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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