You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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