he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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