No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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