You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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