so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
its liver damage thursday
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
