So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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