Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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