So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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