Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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