It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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