At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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