do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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