..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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