I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
