Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I cockslap morals
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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