I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
