no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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