Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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