i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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