i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
You don't make any sense
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