Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Dicks are not precious.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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