That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Quick, to the slutcave!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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