Little spoons don't ask big questions
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
