Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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