Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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