How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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