Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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