is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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