I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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