if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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