Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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