Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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