I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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